We've already detailed how freaked out google ads make me, right? Well, right now on my AOL mail screen ("enhanced by Google"), there is, in the upper right hand corner a huge banner ad that says:
Date 50+ Men Before you get too excited, no, they are not suggesting they can make a promiscuous slut out of me. The ad continues.
Single and over 50? Meet 1000s of 50+ single men near you at Seniorpeoplemeet.com Join today! Browse for free "Browse for free" is a clickable link which I would need a whole lot of tequila to move my cursor to, thankyouverymuch. A whole lot.
Then there's a triple image, in motion, of the same guy (a Perky Old Person--probably had a day off in between filming Cialis ads) grinning and nodding at me. If there are 1000s of these single geezers, why couldn't I see three different ones, not the same guy thrice? Huh? Answer me that! And why in the name of a merciful god is he wearing a sweater vest?
I'd say "Make it stop!" but I just refreshed my browser and it did. Thank you, Jesus.
xoxo
2 comments:
Betcha he's also wearing those easy-on beige sneakers (ick!) or socks with his sandals.
Luckily the picture cuts off mid-chest, so we'll never know!
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