Tuesday, October 12, 2010

if i were queen...

evil old men would go to the very end of the organ transplant list. But since I am not, fuckin' Cheney will probably waste up my health care dollars getting a new heart.

But, actually, I should be cheered by his absolute refusal to die despite his ticking time bomb of a heart. If malevolence keeps one alive even through a dire cardiac situation, I'll be shoving pills into Evil Kitty for years to come!

Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday, people!

xoxo

2 comments:

Uncle said...

I assume you mean *really* evil old men, of whom Deadeye Dick is a prime example. We wouldn't want to cut out amusingly evil old men now, would we?

malevolent andrea said...

Whomever could you mean? ahahaha