During the World Series. "Full body scan or a stranger's hand between your legs--why you'll have to choose!" (<---slightly paraphrased)
What's this "stranger" look like anyway? Is he hot? And how long has it been since I've gotten any? Is the scan gonna give me cancer? Are you sure? What does WebMD say about that?
I can't choose, Fox News morons, until you give me all the pertinent facts.
Oh, wait...
xoxo
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See, this is why you need to be on Facebook, cause here I can't just click "Like" when like a post, even though, sadly, I have nothing the least bit amusing to add.
You can just say "Like!" in the comments. We'll accept that. I mean, I know it requires typing 4 or 5 characters rather than one click, but I know you can handle it :-)
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