Doesn't *everyone* need a lamp made out of leather and shaped like a human heart? I mean, my friends all know and I'm sure my blog readers have figured out, I am a deeply warped individual, but even so I just can't get behind "The Mengele Collection! Coming soon to a Target near you!" hahaha
And, yeah, that other lamp is 2-3x what I was expecting to pay for a new cute/ugly lamp, but I think I'm falling in lurve with it. It's teh sex. *Not*, I hasten to add, that someone who never has sex (well, with other people) in her own bed and must go elsewhere for gratification secondary to the lack of privacy in the multi-generational nursing home she calls her house really *needs* mood lighting. (Is that TMI? Oh, well, if you read down into the comments, I guess you're at your own risk.) Especially since said person just paid real estate taxes and house insurance due the beginning of August, boo, hiss. But that lamp is so cute/ugly, cool, and sexy, I might just need to splurge.
It's only seven outlet covers or drunken afternoons at Charlie's, after all! Or half a discount Dyson :-)
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That *is* disgusting...lol.
The first one was nice...but at that price, it better dust itself *and* change its own bulbs...lol.
Doesn't *everyone* need a lamp made out of leather and shaped like a human heart? I mean, my friends all know and I'm sure my blog readers have figured out, I am a deeply warped individual, but even so I just can't get behind "The Mengele Collection! Coming soon to a Target near you!" hahaha
And, yeah, that other lamp is 2-3x what I was expecting to pay for a new cute/ugly lamp, but I think I'm falling in lurve with it. It's teh sex. *Not*, I hasten to add, that someone who never has sex (well, with other people) in her own bed and must go elsewhere for gratification secondary to the lack of privacy in the multi-generational nursing home she calls her house really *needs* mood lighting. (Is that TMI? Oh, well, if you read down into the comments, I guess you're at your own risk.) Especially since said person just paid real estate taxes and house insurance due the beginning of August, boo, hiss. But that lamp is so cute/ugly, cool, and sexy, I might just need to splurge.
It's only seven outlet covers or drunken afternoons at Charlie's, after all! Or half a discount Dyson :-)
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