There isn't a persistent storyline / consistent theme among The Adventures that's better than Possibly Irish Danny. We're going to need to know more about this.
"...I mean, she's a nice lady and everything, but you can't sit there eating your doughnut and talking to your friend on the phone when you've got ten people in your line. Then, after I waited all that time, she tells me and the girl behind me we were supposed to get swabbed *first*..."
Not only does he have hideous bodyart, occasionally fascinating cell conversations, and interestingly nicknamed friends, he's got a firm grasp on proper customer service skills! Not to mention a small but loyal internet fan base. If only he knew :-)
Fascinating. Could there be a correlation between nasty tats and getting some? And I fer damn sure know one thing you get swabbed for, and it isn't herpes.
They swab for strep, too, so lots of totally unsatisfying possibilities. I'm putting my money down on paternity--some baby mama looking to jam up our boy on the random consequence of a late-night booty call. He's denying it, of course, cuz he knows she's easy. Bet she's got a good nickname too.
All kidding aside, I don't see Possibly Irish Danny as a murderer or rapist. He's on the low end of the felonious scale amongst prison bus riders, as far as I'm concerned, yo.
But randomly making Possibly Irish Danny Jrs? That I can see.
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There isn't a persistent storyline / consistent theme among The Adventures that's better than Possibly Irish Danny. We're going to need to know more about this.
Sure that wasn't a herpes or HPV swab? I think they can check for those with surface wipes...
Does Irish Danny look like he's actually getting any?
"...I mean, she's a nice lady and everything, but you can't sit there eating your doughnut and talking to your friend on the phone when you've got ten people in your line. Then, after I waited all that time, she tells me and the girl behind me we were supposed to get swabbed *first*..."
Not only does he have hideous bodyart, occasionally fascinating cell conversations, and interestingly nicknamed friends, he's got a firm grasp on proper customer service skills! Not to mention a small but loyal internet fan base. If only he knew :-)
I think the context was pretty clear this was taking place down at court. There was some discussion of warrants :-)
Fascinating. Could there be a correlation between nasty tats and getting some? And I fer damn sure know one thing you get swabbed for, and it isn't herpes.
They swab for strep, too, so lots of totally unsatisfying possibilities. I'm putting my money down on paternity--some baby mama looking to jam up our boy on the random consequence of a late-night booty call. He's denying it, of course, cuz he knows she's easy. Bet she's got a good nickname too.
That's actually what I'm betting on, too.
All kidding aside, I don't see Possibly Irish Danny as a murderer or rapist. He's on the low end of the felonious scale amongst prison bus riders, as far as I'm concerned, yo.
But randomly making Possibly Irish Danny Jrs? That I can see.
Would that make them Possible Possibly Irish Danny Jrs?
Depends whether Irish is the dominant gene in the pool, doesn't it?
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