Wednesday, May 5, 2010

and a big giant FU

"I don't believe in tankinis or bikinis after you have reached a certain age and you have a muffin top or a Buddah belly or back fat," Krupp says, discussing how not to look fat in swimsuits. "You need to hide the fat, not let it all hang out there. A one-piece halter top is the way to go. For most women, it's the most flattering. I think the tankini is neither here nor there because your stomach is still going to pop out."

Don't tell me I need to hide my old woman fat, bitch. I'ma wear whatever I want to the beach and the easily offended can avert their delicate eyes. God.

xoxo

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