Mr Indemnity and I are unanimous in our opinion that "Kristen" is probably not worth $1000/hour. I mean, she's pretty enough, but she's not the most amazingly hot woman who ever lived or anything. Furthermore? Who would pay that kind of money for one hooker when you could pay an identical amount and get four less-expensive but also-very-attractive hookers for your money, and have a real party?
It boggles the mind.
For the record, I'm glad Mr Indemnity is back from the jungle, because c'mon now. Who of my other friends is going to sit around having this kind of conversation with me?
xoxo
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Glad I can help fill your social gossiping needs. :)
Actually, there's some confusion... According to Nightline last night Spitzer actually paid $4,400 for two hours.
Now that $400 might have covered transportation costs from NYC to DC, but it sure sounds like he was spending $2,000/hour. Did she have to fork half of that over to the Emperor's Club, which is why the NYTimes said she was a $1,000/hour? And either way, I really don't see how she's any better looking than the $300/hour ones.
In fact, I wouldn't even go that far for her, she's not really my type.
Apparently, though, Mr. Spitzer was at least practicing some fiscal (if not physical) restraint: the seven diamond girls ("Kristen" had four diamonds) got $4,300/hour.
And he wasn't alone. Allegedly the Duke of Westminster, a multi-billionaire, is said to have patronized the Emperor's Club last year. How did he know to look for them? Did he just google for "overpriced hos" or is there some top secret billionaire's club where the really rich gather to exchange tips on where to buy gold-plated yachts and really expensive hookers?
It was pointed out to me recently by one particular broad-minded acquaintance that mistresses and other continental conventions make a whole hell of a lot more sense than the silly system of silly immature girls in need of both singing lessons and dry cleaning assistance that we seem to be running here. You'd think a forward thinking leader like Mr. Spitzer would have stashed one on the Upper East Side somewhere, and then Limo'd her down to DC for an out-of-towner if that was his need.
Mr Indemnity and I reached the same conclusion, I believe, especially when we were considering how stoopid these guys are in leaving themselves open not just to getting caught, but to blackmail. One would think a girlfriend/mistress would have at least some rudimentary fondness for you and thus be less likely to either try to extort you or sell her story to the tabloids at the first possible chance than, y'know, a hooker who recognizes that you're a famous politician.
P.S. The first person who actually googles "overpriced ho's" and reports back gets a cookie. Or some arnica. Your choice. :-)
Sadly, neither "overpriced hos" nor "overpriced ho's" reveals any actual ho/ho's at all. :(
And I'd much prefer the cookie. :)
Okay, next time I see you, baked goods! Even if your googling was a sad disappointment, haha.
Sad to say, even "expensive ho's" doesn't return any real honest-to-god hos.
Just where are the real hos hiding themselves? They obviously aren't buying the right Google keyword searches.
I do find it amusing, though, that in the first page of results for "expensive ho's" I do get an entry for "expensive hos- pital clinic care". ;)
I think you can probably find a package deal with mo hos, better lookin', and less travel.
Of course, you'd have to pass on the hubris and the upper crust cachet.
The Duke of Westminster? Hell, that sod hasn't had much of anything to do except find a good lay since 1583. No wonder he has google resources we lack.
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