Tuesday, March 11, 2008

according to today's news...

Josh Beckett apparently needs some arnica.

Also? Could not Dice K and Mrs Dice K have timed this pregnancy a little bit better? When you're making that much money to throw a baseball do you not have some kind of ethical obligation to only knock your wife up in the months of February through May, so she'll give birth during the offseason?

So, c'mon now. Who's pitching open day in Japan?

xoxo

5 comments:

Craig H said...

Wake da man!

malevolent andrea said...

:-) Can't argue with that. :-)

Uncle said...

I'm good with Wake, but OMG who's gonna catch him now?

malevolent andrea said...

I know. They say that new kid can catch him, but I'm worried.

But, anyway, Mrs Dice K apparently popped that kid out in time, so I can stop bitching about their inability to properly plan their fertility.

Anonymous said...

Confirmed! With Dice-K's new arrival, he's pitchingthe opener:

TAMPA, Fla. -- Red Sox manager Terry Francona today announced his starting pitchers for the two regular season-opening games in Japan next week: Daisuke Matsuzaka gets the nod on Opening Day in his home country, and Jon Lester will start Game 2.