1.) Having already told all y'all that Mr and Mrs Carter-Knowles are expecting, I would be remiss not to let you in on who else is looking forward to a little bundle of joy: Mr and Mrs Sarkozy! Our friend Carla is a little elderly to be popping out her first bebe, but good for her. Let's hope it looks like mommy, not daddy, eh?
2.) My other girl-crush Rihanna is now the new face of Armani. She is apparently blond in the ads. Not sure I am in favor of this development (the blond hair/presumed wig, not her endorsement deal--make all the money you can whilst those breasts still look like that, darlin'!) but her face is so pretty she can pull off whatever they (or she) do to her coif.
3.) My boytoy Anthony and his friend Flea have a new album out. Back in July, the Benevolent L and I were in her car with the radio on (which is basically the only time I ever listen to the radio these days) and a song came on. "Is this the Chili Peppers?" L asked. "Yeah," I said. "Is this a new song or an old song?" "Old, I think." Then the DJ helpfully told us that it was the single from the new album. Then a couple weeks ago, Mr Indemnity sent me a thing where you could download the album on iTunes for free. "Did you listen to it? Is it good?" he asked. "It sounds like a Chili Peppers album," I said. My point being, the new songs sound like the old songs and the new album is not a groundbreaking piece of musical innovation. They have a niche and they are filling it. I have no problem with that. I do, however, have a problem with this moustache. Dear god, Anthony, don't muck up your pretty face with the pr0n star 'stache. You look like a homeless guy. And maybe you should get Carla's plastic surgeon on speed dial.
I think that's it for now. If I remember anything else, I'll let you all know.
xoxo
2 comments:
I do not like the porn 'stache either :-(
And he has too many clothes on in that pic too :-)
Yes, that's the other obvious problem with that photo ;-)
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