i.e. more proof the baby Jesus hates me.
I had big plans about what kind of productive things I was going to do when I got home from work tonight. They were, however, forestalled when I realized MTV was repeating the two hour premiere of Jersey Shore from 6-8pm. All week I had been reading all over the interwebz that was the best trash TV ever. Basically, The Real World...but with guidos!
Now, c'mon. Did I not grow up down the road from Reveah? Did I not go dancing at The Palace and drinking at Jacob's Ladder? Was not the second guy I ever had sex with named Aldo? I *know* these people and their potential for hilarity. I had to watch at least once, to see what their children were up to.
I was not disappointed.
Random housemates hooking up for the first time:
Guidette: Your penis is pierced.
Guido (low voice): Nobody knows.
Guidette: I do now.
Millions of television viewers: So do we!
But then it started snowing too hard and I lost my satellite signal. Son of a bitch. I can't justify rotting my brain with watching this a second time.
xoxo
2 comments:
Oh it's him, is it? I don't have satellite, so no interruptions--except briefly--but I figure I can blame Jesus for giving the game to Arizona.
The baby Jesus is obviously torqued about all the Buddhism discussion in here.
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