Renton: It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate the English; I don't! They're just wankers! We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers! Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by! We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
Andrea: Trainspotting? One of the best movies ever made? True!
xoxo
2 comments:
I love devolution in the UK. OK, so the Welsh haven't been able to field a decent Olympic team in anything (whose idea was it to leave out rugby anyway?) But the Scots hold gold, silver and bronze in Olympic whining...also they are silver medalists in per capita drinking, and hold the gold in chocolate consumption and overall crappy diet. They are, after all, the inventors of the deep-fried mars bar, which outdoes haggis as a culinary disaster. Did you strike a nerve? Not really, but thanks for asking ;)
Oh, c'mon now, you aren't sensitive about being colonized by wankers, are you? :-)
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