in which someone's having way too much fun at work

This is one of the story teasers on my AOL mail screen:

Not Really a Morning Person?

If you struggle to get going every day, making a few changes to your routine will help you feel and look more alert.

and then *this* is the text on the click-thru link:

Body part that needs extra attention

Oh, c'mon now. You are NOT telling me someone wasn't laughing their ass off writing that and then watching it zoom right over the head of whoever was approving the copy. Please.

Or maybe I just have a disgusting, filthy mind. You make the call.

Happy Friday, bitches. Hope you're having fun at work.

xoxo