Monday, February 21, 2011

i die

Zoo keepers in China dressed up in panda costumes in order to lure a baby panda back into the basket, after it was temporarily released into the wild to get used to, y'know, nature.

Sorry to say it, but this kinda confirms my suspicion that pandas, while adorable, are the stupidest of all mammals. Either that, or those two zoo dudes are "furries" and they came up with a clever ruse to get their bosses to pay for their kink.

xoxo

2 comments:

Uncle said...

You're probably right--about the panda IQ ;-)--but I'm no longer sure that being a stupid mammal automatically qualifies one for extinction. If true, hoomanz are already extinct and we just haven't noticed.

I hope there are no toxins in those costumes.

malevolent andrea said...

I mean, I'm trying to imagine Evil Kitty (rip) ever being taken in by a hooman wearing ears and a tail, and failing. Pandas are dumb, man!

And if one or both of those zookeepers didn't take home those costumes for illicit purposes, it's only 'cause they got freaky together in the office after hours.