Mr Indemnity is texting me from readercon where he just encountered my literary crush Neil Gaiman and that slutty second wife of his. Mr Gaiman, like your majority of MLB players and Hollywood actors, is apparently shorter in person. I said I would still do him and Mr Indemnity said I am predictable.
That is true.
xoxo
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I would challenge your contention of Mrs. Gaiman's so-called "sluttiness"... but I believe the visual evidence may be all over the Internet. ;-)
I know I may be unfairly conflating exhibitionism with a propensity to screw other people's hsubands, but *you* know I'm just jellus. ;)
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