I have a new favorite (cranky) saying: "You/they can just suck my non-existent dick."
Feel free to borrow it if you'd like. It works better if you're a girl, though.
Also, in light of recent revelations that Newt asked wife #2 for an open marriage, I would be remiss in not reminding you that when presidents get laid, YOU get paid. /important political discourse
Um, happy Friday, bitches. Carry on.
xoxo
3 comments:
Hmmm...think I won't borrow that, thx.
Next time I in my raging against the world mode, I will try it :-)
Yes, Ms Crispix will deploy it with more success than Uncle :-)
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